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This is your section to let us at The Church of Dave know what you think of our organization and make any
suggestions on things you would like to see at The Church of Dave.  Your thoughts and suggestions will be
posted below for others to see and respond to.

If you have any suggestions or questions or would like to respond to a previous suggestion please email us at...

If money is the root of all evil why do
churches keep begging for it.

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

Why is there an expiration date on SOUR cream?


-Where do you stand on the use and legalization of Marijuana?   M.M.

            You don't stand on it. . . You smoke it.

 -What about all the divorce. How would The Church of Dave reduce the number of marriages ending in
   divorce?   V.B.

             We have been thinking about this issue and are currently looking into "Limited Term Marriages".
This means that the marriages would be set up like a contract with an expiry date.  When people know there is
a set amount of time they are more prepared for that end. Or they will try harder so the contract (marriage)
will be renewed.  We will post a "Rant" on this subject in the near future.

- We need more holidays.  What can The Church of Dave do about this?   W.F.
              Good question.  We currently are looking into what it takes to become a registered religion.  If and when this happens we will be pushing for more religious holidays.  Perhaps the "I Need a Day Away From These People" holiday or the always popular "This Place is a Pain in the Ass - Get Me Outta Here" holiday (2 days off for this one).  We're all for more holidays.  
Another though is a Globlal Holiday. Currently there is too much separation. The world should have 1 day when we all think about global issues like peace and the environment. Pick a day that is not significant to any country, culture or religion and make it a Global Holiday.  Anyone else have any thoughts?

- What are your views on the current political situation?   A.F.

             Here at COD (The Church of Dave) we try not to think about politics too much.  There's currently a court injuction stopping us from responding until after the court case.  But here's a thought... "Politics - From the Greek 'Poli' meaning 'Many' and 'Tics' meaning 'Blood Sucking Parasites'".

- Has anyone seen my cat?    T.T.

             I saw a cat once, but just once.

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