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Join The Church of Dave...  
...do you really have anything better to do.


For more info please email at...
...dave@thechurchofdave.net



A clear conscience is a sign of a bad memory




Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.




Remember: you can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar... Of course, how you spend your leisure time is your business.

 

Become a Skwid or Associate of The Church of Dave

Skwids are 1st level members
  -assigned a serial number based on the current count of membership
  -will receive a T shirt and certificate acknowledging their affiliation with The Church of Dave (sample)
  -can use Skwid after your name like letters of a Degree    Example- John Doe, Skwid #327
  -you could also get your own Rant posted for others to mock
  -for just $65 plus $17 shipping and handling

Associates are 2nd level members
  -will receive a T shirt and certificate acknowledging their affiliation with The Church of Dave (sample)
  -for just $35 plus $14 shipping and handling


Skwids and Associates will also receive many monetary benefits
  
Your membership to The Church of Dave...
  -and a AAA/CAA Autoclub membership can get you up to 10% off many hotels and car rentals
  -and a valid Starbucks 25% off coupon will get you 25% off products at Starbucks
  -and thousands of dollars will get you VIP treatment at many strip clubs

Get in early, don't be the last one on your street to join...


FORM (coming soon)


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